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Blacwolf
"Your dragon is molesting me!"

Cordilleran
"Die, infidels! we are Romans!
we have cool armor!"

Desert Sabertooth
"I truly think Sidney Portier
is a grape fruit."

Jey Kama
"Shut up, sh*tbag!"

KokoButt's Mom
"Gnarlng. That's cave troll for
'does not play well with others."

Mom Lady
"What kind of book is this?
Oh wait, this is Ayn Rand, not Anne Rice."

Scootersoo
"I wanna plummet my nostrils into ice cream."

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Clawed had this to say at 09:49

Finch: "... that's an argument-ending relationship!"


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Friday, November 10, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 10:46

Clawed: I would have still been dreaming if the Jehova's Witnesses hadn't woken me up.
Finch: We had Jehova's witnesses?
Clawed: Yes. They left a tract about false religion and the end of the world. It's so beautifully ignorant. If I'd been more awake, I would have argued about their bible verses with them.
Finch: More awake?
Clawed: Well... my brain was still trying to figure out how to get my sister down off the giant living green statue because I really wanted to buy this dress...


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Friday, September 29, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 22:06

Clawed: to finch You must be feeling better, because you're getting more obnoxious.


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Monday, September 25, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 11:12

Kokobutts Mom: I have to tell you something funny that happened in lab today
Clawed: oh?
Kokobutts Mom: There was a 4th grade in here and on the back two computers on the right side are two boys that won't stop talking. So when DesertSabertooth logged on to AIM my computer growled, because his sign on sound is a lion growling. They asked what that was and I told them it was my computer and that it was angry because they wouldn't be quiet
Clawed: *SNORK* *GIGGLE*
Kokobutts Mom: They said "Not us". Just then you signed on. Your sound is "So it was you!" They just sat there staring at my computer and it was all I could do to not bust up right there.
Clawed: *tries not to laugh out loud* that's hysterical
Kokobutts Mom: Sometimes life is sweet.
Clawed: you have a psychic computer!
Kokobutts Mom: Amen


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Monday, August 07, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 17:05

MySpace - now with ANAL RAPE!!!

*warning - potentially NWS*


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 19:29

Clawed: That generally happens when one has more blood in their system than in your average wine cabinet.


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 20:55

Icchan: ... You don't want it to go carousing down the bounce.

Finch, Clawed: O.o *eyeing the soda that was about to fall down the stairs*




Icchan: There's something in it... a flavor. I can taste it.
*referring to why he won't buy a certain kind of cake*



Clawed: I wish it would rain and kill some of this humidity. It would rain, and the humidity would go up, but it would be cooler, then the humidity would go down. The clouds would be drier.


(Just for you, DTF-chan ^_^)


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Friday, March 24, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 16:06

Clawed: I wish I could leave
Clawed: it's so nice outside,.....
Finch: Yes
Finch: I'm sitting here looking outside my expansive window, enjoying the gentle sway of the leaves
Clawed: *eyes her little, narrow, blind-obscured window through which she can see a brick post and the ass end of 2 SUVs* You can SO bite me


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Friday, March 17, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 18:32

Clawed: ^^ well, Finch and I are going to open the bailys and guiness tonight...
Icchan: It's okay, I don't do b00ze myself
Icchan: but enjoy your guinness
Clawed: okay
Icchan: Work on layouts. *whipcrack*
Icchan: :D
Clawed: k... you want me to code... intoxicated?
Icchan: ...you're right, I'll end up with an IRA tribute page all done in orange.
Clawed: Clawd, the drunked coder!!
Clawed: hehehehehehehe


Icchan: DRUNKED
Clawed: .... oops


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Clawed had this to say at 18:31

Icchan:
Random fact: Vin Diesel taught Yoda the ways of the force.
Me: "I want Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson to be Jedi masters fighting alongside Yoda."

Clawed: .....

Icchan: No film could survive the concentration of badass, and would simply collapse and implode in a singularity of pure cool


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.


Saturday, March 11, 2006

Clawed had this to say at 13:39

Icchan: *sets 50 or so torrents up to download*
Icchan: Mr. Scott, set modem to SCHLOORP!


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Clawed had this to say at 12:29

Clawed: ... and I should probably run a broom over the vacuum.

Finch: o.O

Clawed: ... BATHROOM!


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...that, and I almost killed you, and I'm sorry.