Featured Personalities:
Blacwolf
"Your dragon is molesting me!"
Cordilleran "Die, infidels! we are Romans!we have cool armor!"
Desert Sabertooth
"I truly think Sidney Portier is a grape fruit."
Jey Kama
"Shut up, sh*tbag!"
KokoButt's Mom "Gnarlng. That's cave troll for 'does not play well with others."
Mom Lady
"What kind of book is this?
Oh wait, this is Ayn Rand, not Anne Rice."
Scootersoo
"I wanna plummet my nostrils into ice cream."
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This layout is an Act of Clawed.
Finch: "... that's an argument-ending relationship!"
DS: "I love Victorians!.......perverts......"
DS: Is that Ron Jeremy in the front yard?
Clawed: I would have still been dreaming if the Jehova's Witnesses hadn't woken me up.
Finch: We had Jehova's witnesses?
Clawed: Yes. They left a tract about false religion and the end of the world. It's so beautifully ignorant. If I'd been more awake, I would have argued about their bible verses with them.
Finch: More awake?
Clawed: Well... my brain was still trying to figure out how to get my sister down off the giant living green statue because I really wanted to buy this dress...
DS: I can fart my ABC's.
DTF: What?! 1 that's gross, and 2 no you can't because you have nothing to form words down there.
DS: Hey, I have buttlips!
DTF:*blink*...*chokes on spaghetti*
Clawed: to finch You must be feeling better, because you're getting more obnoxious.
While at Bookmens this evening, DTF-chan and DS over heard the following from the workers behind the counter...
Worker one: "...so I did blah blah blah..."
Worker two: "...Well I did blah blah blah..."
Worker three: "...I once went a whole three hours without eating grapes...."
DTF-Chan and DS together: "WTF?"
Kokobutts Mom: I have to tell you something funny that happened in lab today
Clawed: oh?
Kokobutts Mom: There was a 4th grade in here and on the back two computers on the right side are two boys that won't stop talking. So when DesertSabertooth logged on to AIM my computer growled, because his sign on sound is a lion growling. They asked what that was and I told them it was my computer and that it was angry because they wouldn't be quiet
Clawed: *SNORK* *GIGGLE*
Kokobutts Mom: They said "Not us". Just then you signed on. Your sound is "So it was you!" They just sat there staring at my computer and it was all I could do to not bust up right there.
Clawed: *tries not to laugh out loud* that's hysterical
Kokobutts Mom: Sometimes life is sweet.
Clawed: you have a psychic computer!
Kokobutts Mom: Amen
DS- "A glass of milk a day will keep my ass away.."
The irritaion caused by acute lonleliness and boredom can be fun when stupid people call you.
Over the past week DS's number has received several(being four) calls from some mortgage company. This voice comes on and says.."This is Tracy..blah blah blah...preapproved...paid on time...blah blah." So today I had had it. I stayed on the line until I had the option to talk to a real person. And they guy I got, I almost feel sorry for. Almost. Conversation goes such:
"Blah blah mortgage. how may I help you?"
"Yes, this number has received four calls from your company. Just to let you know, no one here even owns a house to mortgage. This is a dorm room. So could you please take this number off your call list."
"You wish to be removed from our lists?"
"I thought I just said that."
"Ok. Ahhh...umm...I'll need your name and the phone number to do that."
"You don't have the number? You called me! Don't you still have it."
"That's not my department, ma'am."
*grumble*"gives number and name"
"Ok, that'll take about two weeks to be removed."
"So what til then, am I still going to be caled by you?"
"It is possible."
*sigh*" Ok" *at least it's in the works*
hang up....
Not a half hour later...
"This is Tracy..blah blah blah mortgage"
*weeping and gnashing of teeth**dials one for a mortgagae councelor*
"Hello. Blah blah mortgage. How may I help you?"
"Hopefully a lot better than you did the last time."* it's the same guy*
"Excuse me?"
"remember me. I talked to you a half hour ago."
"Oh yes. The angry girl."
*the what?!* "I got called again. I'm really getting tired of this.
"Well i told you it would take up to two weeks to-"
"Can you spell toast?"
"What? Toast?"
"Yes like toast and jam?"
"Yes, I-"
"Good, cause that's what your reputation, your job, and if I can pull it, your company will be if you call here again."
*click* *grin* I feel better now.